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The one time I went to a fortune teller, she didn’t predict my future, she talked about my present. It was like going to a psychologist who gave me their opinion without asking me any questions.
Ratkin Premium Member 1 day ago
A Sr. VP (seer visionary prescient).
Ubintold 1 day ago
Not here, that’s for sure.
rekam 1 day ago
I used to hate that question in a job interview.
robolt 1 day ago
See her, Seer.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 24 hours ago
They just ignore me because, looking into their little ball, they can see how long it will be before I ever step foot in their door.
KEA about 22 hours ago
it won’t be winning the lottery I’ll wager
uniquename about 21 hours ago
The one time I went to a fortune teller, she didn’t predict my future, she talked about my present. It was like going to a psychologist who gave me their opinion without asking me any questions.
walstib Premium Member about 21 hours ago
As I was obviously nearing retirement, I wondered why they always asked that question in my annual job performance reviews.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 20 hours ago
Probably in a mirror.
Doug K about 20 hours ago
What do you think I see in your future? What did you see that I saw?
stamps about 20 hours ago
Among the more un-fortune-ate.
Lablubber about 18 hours ago
Where do you see yourself in five years? Same place I do every day, a mirror.
geese28 about 17 hours ago
How….clairvoyant
TheWildSow about 16 hours ago
“Psychic Hotline; how can I help you?”
You tell me!
crazeekatlady about 15 hours ago
In the mirror, just like I do now.