Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 05, 2023

In 2 weeks, you’ll be saying “eh” and eating poutine.

Moving to the north pole might be a tad difficult. It’s in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.

Let them move into the burned out areas. Nobody is in there now.

And please quit referring to your presidents as the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! It is very insulting. How would you like it if we referred to our Prime Minister as your leader?

Besides, your current one can’t even lead his own country.

As a Canadian I don’t pride myself on what I’m not. I’m not American, big deal. If I want to feel proud about myself, I’ll consider what I’ve done, not what culture I’m a part of.

What I find ironic is that all the leftist/socialist malcontents who always threaten to move to Canada, Ireland, Australia, or New Zealand every time they don’t their way, always choose a predominantly white, Christian, English speaking, capitalist country to go to.

People do this in the Chicago area too. Once the population of a suburb gets a little diverse, they move a little farther away, thinking that’ll solve the problem…

People who moved next door to me play loud music late at night, have loud car that can be heard for a mile or more, and have the loudest riding mower I’ve ever heard. Very neighborly.

I’m very sorry to say that Sadie’s comment in panel three came true for me a few months ago.

The Canadian group Guess Who summed it up in American Woman (Get away from me), which was a hit in the US

Noooo, it’s not. Faced with even colder temperatures, I for one choose to defect.

I don’t understand America, and I live there.

Canada just waits until the Wimps from the USA discover WINTER.