Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 18, 2020
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Transcript:
Baby, for you I would scale the highest mountain swim the deepest ocean. I would- Then prove it. Soon... NewsNet. Man scales highest mountain, swims deepest ocean; offered massive sponsorships, television show. I'm kinda seeing other people now...
Ida No almost 4 years ago
“I would do these things, but I don’t have to stop there…”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And what a beauty she thinks she is!
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
But he did do it for you in the first place, so there’s that.
johngregor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Behind every successful man there’s a long-forgotten woman who doesn’t know what she missed.
cor_en_fa almost 4 years ago
Scaling the highest mountain is impressive. That “swimming the deepest ocean” thing, not so much. As long as you are swimming on the surface it matters little whether the water is 7 feet deep or 7 miles deep.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
If that’s the sort of woman he’s more attracted to, she’s probably glad to be rid of him.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
This was so utterly predictable from my life experience. For every man on a quest, there’s a woman with an overnight guest.