Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 28, 2021

Careful Travis doesn’t fall over from laughing so hard!!

When it gets funny, tell us, Gary.

Wait, was yesterday’s comic actually Travis’s origin story?

If you get paid in peanuts, it means you can’t afford to enjoy airplane peanuts. Ba-dum-tish!

How cheap are the airlines getting today!????One bag of peanuts yield 5 peanuts! WOW!

“Owing to inflation devaluing the leaf, it now takes an entire deciduous forest to buy one ship’s peanut.” (HHGttG)

Oh Travis, you should’ve quit while you were a head.

badda-BING badda-BOOM .. “.. and what’s the deal with parking on driveways and driving on parkways ..” badda-BING badda-BOOM..

Hey, Travis, what’s your favorite band? Travis: The Talking Heads. No laughs for Gary, Travis is way ahead of him!

Two birds with one stone…..

Peanuts? Heck, what’s the deal with airplanes? If God had meant for us to fly he would have given us wings, right Travis?

[TR] If I only had a body….

At least the surly patrons can’t decapitate Travis. Gary, on the other hand, better have his escape route planned (transform into a bat, etc.)….

—I am put in mind of Hudson & Landry, Ajax Airlines: https://tinyurl.com/y2vaq8z5

I’d pay to see that.