Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 26, 2021

What’s Gary worried about?

Panel 2, he actually has teeth??

Witches Be Loco…as compared to dumpy, suburban vampires!

I liker her.

He’s already dead, so zap away, witchy poo!

No newt eyes or snake blood?! What type of convenience store doesn’t have those in stock?

Newt is not going to be happy about this.

Be sure to return the favor, Gary, and offer her some sushi.

Her snappy comeback “Well, that’s not very convenient” should be above her hex threat in panel two.

(I know “draw your own damn comic; nobody wants you to edit theirs”)

She could turn Gary into a corn dog! :)

She turned me into a mute…………. I got better

The hex of death is no match for the crack of Gary. Watch where you point that thing Gary!

“One corn dog, coming up.”

“Gary, we don’t have any corn dogs.”

“There’s some across the road. I’ll stall. GO GET SOME!!!”

It seems even Gary didn’t count on the recent inflation – I guess he had to get a job to support his long retirement. Since he’s dead, he should have gotten a job with stock share bonus’: he would own the company in a century or two.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if someone is undead or if they just work in retail.

Don’t ever cross a witch, Gary!