Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 27, 2021

I want one!

Save the skull, Leo!!!

How did he sneak that monstrosity in without Gary noticing it (not even in the previous panel)?!

Le-o-pold!

Check it for Jimmy Hoffa’s DNA.

Power tools make the difference between work and hobby.

Chops, slices, dices, and purées. Every kitchen needs one.

Hmmm. I wonder what Tucker & Dale need with a flamethrower.

I want to see how you got that into the house.

Gary better watch his back. Don’t think he’ll be able to rez after a chipper incident!

From the frying pan into the fire…er chipper . It goes.

What is your hurry to take down the tree?

If it has a good dust catcher it’s useful.

I want one of those for my living room!

“Wood” chipper. Riiiiiight…

Wow that must have been one heck of a flamethrower.

Oh, dearie! Which wall of the suburban bungalow did the wood chipper chip to get indoors?

And be careful, Gary! I saw Fargo, too!