Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 08, 2022

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I don’t remember seeing any vampires with a receding chin on any of the movie posters.

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    hoagieman12  almost 3 years ago

    That’s right, Gary. You just keep telling yourself that.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Two can play that game, Gary…be prepared for a “surprise”!

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    wrloftis  almost 3 years ago

    Do you think there will be cosmic laughter the first time Robert Pattinson says, “I’m Batman!?”

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    Space_cat  almost 3 years ago

    It’s somewhere under all that necrotic blubber!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Of course this going to be a better love story than Twilight.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 3 years ago

    Wait ’til she sees your waist line.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Gary’s hoping and a wishin she won’t notice….she could be doing the same…LOL

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    Disappointment ahead — afang — a certainty.

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  almost 3 years ago

    No, Gary, you don’t, honey. But be yourself. She’ll be charmed, I’m sure.

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    I’m seeing a pint of ice cream and tears in Gary’s future, oh, and some obligatory taunting by Leopold.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    This will not end well for Gary. We all know that.

    Besides, I’m not convinced Gary even has a chin!

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