Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 24, 2022

Stake anxiety

Stake, tomatoes and chips. Just needs BBQ sauce.

He’s gonna take a stab at growing tomatoes, and I think Gary will have a stake in it…

Leo could try his luck planting Beef Steak Tomatoes!!!

Gary is soooo gullible.

The joke’s on Leopold. Those short stakes aren’t going to help tomato plants grow.

Some simply don’t get it what’s at “stake”…

those short stakes are for Gary…

Bwaaaaahahahaaaaahaaaaa

Leopold could also use them as toothpicks.

So…if Leopold “does away with” Gary (hard to kill the Undead, and the grammar describing it is…) That would end his indenturement to Gary. He would have no one to pay for Leopold’s desires, it could get tough for him. I don’t think Leopold has thought this through. (of course Leopold could be the inheritor of Gary’s wealth, but I doubt he has a will that is under 300 years old…)

Gary would be wise to install an alarm system on his coffin to wake him if the lid opens.

If he kills Gary then there goes his source of income.

Spring?

This Has-To-Be a tit-for-tat relationship. With all the Death Rays, Flooded Coffin, Holy Water in the Coffee Cup, Sun Roof in the lid of the Coffin… type of stunts – there has to be the other side of the corpse to consider. How about a Lisa Frank wallpaper for all of the dungeon/lab/basement levels? How about a gift of those toys that sing things like “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family,With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you…”! Here is the perfect one – fuchsia pink bedding! ;)

(Excuse me… I now need to barf and drink something vile to renew the darkness with my soul. Yesh!)

They go good with raw meat…..

I wonder where Leopold will get the “bacon” for his BLT’s.

Stakes don’t kill vampires, cutting off their heads and stuffing them with garlic bulbs does.

Cue the music from “Pschyo”.

With that glorious panel 2, does anyone not get the point? (Except maybe Gary?)