Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 11, 2022

I LOVE IT DONUT PATCH LOL LOL TO FUNNY

When you go off the wagon, you sometimes eat your own arm, though.

Do they have one for coffee?

Does it come in different flavours, Gary?

He likes to suck the jelly out of raspberry-filled donuts!

LOL! ….how about drinking diet blah blah blah bloood! ?

…and he keeps his funds at the County Blood Bank!

Exercise? From the couch to the fridge?

A-hah!!!!!!!! I’d know that pink box of band aids anywhere! Gary uses Hello Kitty Band Aids!!!!!! :)

Gary, you idiot! A donut patch goes in your MOUTH!!!!!!

I wouldn’t rely on donut patches to solve your weight issues, Gary. https://tinyurlcom/yc4v8xcv

He already wears blood patches to keep his vampire body healthy.