Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 04, 2023

Mixed doubles, anyone??!!

Wii? In 2023?! (TBH, my kids and I still use ours sometimes). :D

Playing Wii Tennis? You are definitely in hell!

Early on in the Wii craze, I was playing Wii tennis and had not gotten used to the small motions needed. So I was playing as if it were real tennis, using big swings. One time, my 8-year-old snuck up behind me just as I was going for a big backhand swing — and pow — I decked him.

I love the hand sticking up from the flames in the window. They’re in the middle of h ell having the time of their lives.

If Satan really wanted to torture Gary, they’d be playing pickleball.

What a silly plan. I thought the only reazon they even had a portal to Héll is becauze they were friends with the devil. Or was I confuzed?

Never mind that person apparently suffering outside that window. Have fun.

Playing Wii.

Careful Gary, he cheats.

Surprise!

Hell is playing on a tiny CRT instead of a giant flat screen.

That was very generous of Leopold.

He’s got friends in all sorts of places. Probably has some in Heaven too…..

Unexpected consequences, Leopold! Vampire Gary and demon Satan are really hitting it off, literally, playing Wii tennis, which apparently they both enjoy!

Ya never know, ya know?