Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 19, 2024

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago

    ♫♪

    Smelly doll, Smelly doll

    What is she feeding you?

    Smelly doll, Smelly doll

    It’s not your fault

    -

    You may not be a bed of roses

    You’re not friend to those with noses

    I’ll miss you before we’re done

    Or the world will smell as one

    ♪♫

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Sounds like many marriages.

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    Sir Isaac  4 months ago

    “…friends who drifted apart then reconnected years later” implies to me a longer period of time the are their ages…what gives?

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    It seems harmless for Gary to be watering his plants under his mailbox. But it reminded me that when I delivered mail to curbside mailboxes that had pretty flowers blooming beneath them, I had to be on the alert for bees, wasps, and hornets.

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    Moldy baby might be a perfect addition to the flower mulch.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Considering the smell, they actually reek connected.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Moldy Baby magic. Eww, I don’t want to know.

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