Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 26, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Is it potty trained?

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    You’d need an XXXXL size plastic bag to pick up after him when the two of you go for a walk. Although if you don’t bother to pick it up, that would probably rid the area of humans.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    For a nominal fee…….

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why does he want help exterminating his food supply? Wouldn’t that kill him?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    It’s a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    He’s a killing machine, but the grooming bills are outrageous!

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    I need a Rolodex, too, while you’re at it….

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    olds_cool63  3 months ago

    I’ll take 2, please!!

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