Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 08, 2024

They’ll be using Travis for WD-40 next. (IF they haven’t already!)

Come on Travis. Sing me a song. Mustang Sally!

Aw, NUTS!

Travis loses every time. ☹️

With friends like Gary, who needs Leopold?

That was mean, Gary.

“Scary Gary” 12-8-24, in which Travis gets a tan…

Literally, the story of your life…..,

…and that was the start of “Rusty Gaetz” (former candidate for the AG position under the Dumpster and now former US Representative from Florida.

Gary could have used Coca-Cola, which has renovated many a rusted car engine.

Someday Travis. Someday. :)

Wow, you’re gonna have a lovely glow to your skin after this, Travis. You just need a little sand, a palm tree and a pina colada.

At least it seems to make everything look rosier.

Use a cola bath, Gary! Wait, couldn’t Leopold lick the bolts clean?