Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 30, 2025

I think Gary needs better help.

Don’t let it get too cold in the house, Gary. Travis might not appreciate it if the liquid in his jar froze.

Gee how exciting vampy.

Wait. Are they married?

Possibly, Gary. But go ahead and be excited about your new thermostat. Don’t let Leopold get you down.

Feels like a recap of my first marriage…

Gary, maybe not use those choice of words….

The thing is, Gary; Leopold gets excited putting you down for the very things that get you excited as accomplishments. (Your disappointments are Leo’s accomplishments.)

Guess you’ll have to start lying.

A heated discussion?

Does it have an app for your phone and smart tv?

This is why Gary can’t have nice things.

Bite me. :)

PLEASE say it would kill you!