Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for January 30, 2025

He’ll dress in black, like his soul.

Why would Sherman mention money?

It’s too late for the uncle to change his will, and Megan is unlikly to give him anything, so I agree: Why on earth would he even remotely care?

He’s standing in block 3, and already sitting down again in block 4. Must be a young crab.

Yeah, and don’t forget the black veil and tear inducing onion drops in your bug eyes.

Money always makes Hawthorne sentimental.

LOL, money talks for Hawthorn.

It’s typical, you mention money and suddenly Hawthorne is immediately interested.

I wonder if Hawthorne is going to put on the KFC bucket he picked out as a shell a couple of weeks ago?

Why would anyone leave money to Hawthorne (other than tp pay him to go away)?

I am curious as to what his grieving shell is…

“For 10% I’ll help with estate taxes, etc.”

Yep, life changes when moneys involved huh? ;-)

Aren’t crabs scavengers? Could be a meal ticket in it for Hawthorne.

Was he eaten by another shark? never can trust those whale sharks, they can swallow a submarine.