Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 07, 2018

that depressed huh?

Dude!

He forgot the chaser of Old Benedict Arnold 45.

No, no, no, Shoe, that’s not the right procedure. You send your son-in-law over to the Russian bartender. He asks for the goods in a dirty glass. He then brings the goods to you. That’s how it’s done. I hope you took notes; there’ll be a test on this later.

It’s hard to control relatives and friends, just ask Hill about Bill.

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bwjw618: White Russian is by definition racist. It should be named some other color

Explain to me how in the blazes a drink can be racist. A White Russian is called that because it contains milk which makes it white. What other color would you call it, Purple?

Note that the word “Belarusian” means “White Russian.” It refers to the language of a country named Belarus, which, unfortunately for it, is ruled by a Stalinist named Alexander Lukashenko.

no collusion! MAGA!

Sad!

PS……John McCain is no hero; he was captured.

Much more dangerous than colluding with Tommy Jameson or Pete Dewar, Or Captain Morgan.

Black Russian = Vodka + Kahlua

White Russian = Vodka + Kahlua + Cream

Orange Russian = Trump Vodka + Snake Oil + Faux Orange Crush

Take your time, Shoe. No point Russian into anything.

“Make Alcohol Great Again”

The “White Russians” were also the political faction which fought against the Bolsheviks (“Red Russians”) during the Russian Revolution. (Guess who won…)

Does it amuse anyone else that a White or Black Russian is made with Mexican Coffee Liquor? It’s still my go to cocktail! It’s even better with Vanilla Vodka.