Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 26, 2019

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    somebodyshort  almost 6 years ago

    Some days I’m not sure which side of the grass I want to wake up to

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    Superfrog  almost 6 years ago

    Yep, all downhill from here.

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    An old car also takes time to start the engine and makes the same noises as Cosmo.

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    donwalter  almost 6 years ago

    No humour here. Sounds just like me. I thought that the comics were supposed to be funny…

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    Theres a song that goes something like this, “Any day I wake up and my head don’t touch wood is good, and any day I wake up and my elbows don’t touch pine is fine.”

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    Shoe and Aunty Acid should get together.

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    abesnake  almost 6 years ago

    He left out wheeze!

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    BiathlonNut  almost 6 years ago

    Why wasn’t a “CREAK” in there?

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    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    As long as I wake up, it’s all good!

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    that’s me.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 6 years ago

    If God had wanted you to get out of bed, he wouldn’t have made them so darned comfortable.

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    Bruce1253  almost 6 years ago

    Nobody told me that getting old would come with a soundtrack, mine is cereal “Snap, Crackle & Pop!”

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    TexTech  almost 6 years ago

    Getting up isn’t the hardest part. It’s the couple of hours it takes to wake up after I get up.

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    codedaddy  almost 6 years ago

    Use bathroom, feed cats, grab coffee. All coasting after that,

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    squiggle9  almost 6 years ago

    that’s me

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