Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 19, 2019

Oh pew!

And everyone needs one every day.

That could make you inconsonant.

THAT was a shitty joke…

Ever seen Welsh, its half way there.

The dropping vowels approach doesn’t work very well for me now due to lack of practice. Fifty years ago when I was in college and graduate school I took most of my notes that way. With practice it becomes fast & easy to write and read.

I don’t know bout no vowels, but changin that one consonant sure made a difference! I wonder if he does that ..regularly! ;o}

Why not drop language altogether? Grunts and grimaces work just fine.

Oh, and emojis.

Wht a pn!

Prune Danish for you,Cosmo ;)

W dn’t nd n stnkng vwls.

Mic drop…

I have a question: Who decided how words are spelled?

Make it difficult to text about ennui…

If you did the opposite of a vowel movement, you’d become inconsonant.

What a foul movement. Reminds me of Nixon’s jowl movement.

I hate it when abbreviations are used. It made sense when using a flip phone but smart phones have full keyboards, there is no excuse.

I feel "vowel"ated.

Well, holy …

Nah. Don’t wanna get banned here on GoComics.

Good one.