Ask Kodak, Xerox, Lockheed Martin, and other companies’ retirees from a decade or two ago what they think of their 401k’s. A lot of those companies stopped matching contributions, froze retirement accounts, etc. Quite a few of the companies still in business got bailouts and government help (and Kodak leadership is being investigated after their most recent government deal). Retirees? Not so much and it’s gotten worse.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 4 years ago
As the crow flies may be easier…..
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
Loon seems to be the type who wouldn’t know how to make change of a dollar bill…. because he doesn’t know how to convert it to Fahrenheit! ;)
allen@home about 4 years ago
I think it would be tough for Loon to run anytime. Doesn’t he still wear roller skates all the time.
rshive about 4 years ago
But they can’t write anything as short as a 5 (K).
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
But the way BOTH Houses of Congress pass things, including a lot of hot air, will a 401-K be worth anything when you need it?
HarryLime Premium Member about 4 years ago
Look is familiar with kilometres? He must be Canadian, so he wouldn’t have a 401 (K).
kathleenhicks62 about 4 years ago
I can’t run that far either. 401K’s tank anyway.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago
never tried to run a 401k but eating special k helps me walk fast to my destination
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
I sure hope that stack of papers doesn’t topple onto Cosmo.
oldlady07 Premium Member about 4 years ago
OK
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 4 years ago
Spellcheck gotcha!
DavidHewlett about 4 years ago
Didn’t know ‘Loon’ worked at the paper with ‘Cosmo’ and ‘Shoe’ ! ! ! !
Linguist about 4 years ago
I worked for one company that ran pretty damn far with my 401K – to some secret off-shore bank, along with all the other employees’ retirement funds.
prrdh about 4 years ago
A loon couldn’t run 401 millimeters.
Display about 4 years ago
Ask Kodak, Xerox, Lockheed Martin, and other companies’ retirees from a decade or two ago what they think of their 401k’s. A lot of those companies stopped matching contributions, froze retirement accounts, etc. Quite a few of the companies still in business got bailouts and government help (and Kodak leadership is being investigated after their most recent government deal). Retirees? Not so much and it’s gotten worse.
rklittle Premium Member about 4 years ago
day in, day out, " Shoe " is the most clever and funny and insightful comic of them all ; thanks to Gary and Susie for their talents.
Homerville Premium Member about 4 years ago
about 250 miles