Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 22, 2021

…..and other weapons of mass destruction.

I am sure the man who invented golf was thrown into a hole.

I actually enjoy getting outside and playing golf. I really get my moneys worth. I hold the record at several courses for the lowest cost per stroke

On our local freecycle, someone offered thumbscrews. Fortunately, he put a picture of the knurled headed screws with the ad.

and Thorazine….

A great walk spoiled, or something like that…

From The Legend of Bagger Vance movie:Hardy Greaves:Ask anybody. It’s fun. It’s hard and you stand out there on that green, green grass, and it’s just you and the ball and there ain’t nobody to beat up on but yourself; just like Mister Newnan keeps hittin’ himself with the golf club every time he gets angry. He’s broken his toe three times on account of it. It’s the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself, if you’re honest, which most people are. There just ain’t no other game like it.

He went back to the shire and lived on as the tallest hobbit in history until Meriadoc the Magnificent surpassed him.

God invented women … and the Devil invented golf!

I know it’s a cartoon but I still feel I must point out that Shoe’s comment has to be inaccurate since the rack predates golf by centuries. Golf has antecedants back to the 15th Century but modern golf was not formalized until the mid-18th Century.

He also invented putting child proof caps on meds for old people.

For the probable truth about the invention of Golf, go to YouTube and enter "Robin Williams – Golf.

Golf is not for the faint of heart.

He was probably forced to watch it on tv and died of boredom.

Golf spelled backwards is flog.

He got stuck in a sand trap after scoring a hole in one

he laughed all the way to the bank.

Into the tree. Nice!