When my parents made their first trip to Ireland in the eighties, they went to visit dad’s Aunt May, hoping to get some information about relatives over there. She talked for 2 hours, which was typical, and told them where family members lived. She ended by saying: “But don’t go to see any of them, all they want is money!”
My brother-in-law lives across the street from the beach AND has a large house. We’re 20 minutes from the beach. Can you guess who gets the most visitors?
dadthedawg Premium Member about 3 years ago
Or…..win the lottery.
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
They, the missing relatives, might be missing for a reason you know. As in that they might not want to see you.
Display about 3 years ago
Become an executor of a will.
Looneytunes65 about 3 years ago
Come into some money
Prey about 3 years ago
I know where all mine are, the nearest is 2000km away.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Start some burgers and they’ll get their buns over there right away.
Manitobaman about 3 years ago
Buy a pick up truck.
rshive about 3 years ago
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Doug K about 3 years ago
They will find you. And then you will not be missing them any more.
You may want them to be go missing (or get lost) again.
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
You might check the phone wires above a statue.
joannesshadow about 3 years ago
When my parents made their first trip to Ireland in the eighties, they went to visit dad’s Aunt May, hoping to get some information about relatives over there. She talked for 2 hours, which was typical, and told them where family members lived. She ended by saying: “But don’t go to see any of them, all they want is money!”
Linguist about 3 years ago
Move to a warm clime, like Arizona or Florida, settle in a tourist destination area, and buy a house that has a guest room or two!
kathleenhicks62 about 3 years ago
Or inherit money.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Or stay home and stock the refrigerator with delicious foods!
Bill The Nuke about 3 years ago
My brother-in-law lives across the street from the beach AND has a large house. We’re 20 minutes from the beach. Can you guess who gets the most visitors?
heathcliff2 about 3 years ago
Plant money trees.