Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 09, 2022

I’m gonna steal it. Hope my Doctor doesn’t read this.

I get the feeling this is going to become a very popular name for dogs.

Had a friend move from the city to a more rural area years ago. He named his dog ‘Taxi’ so he could continue the experience…!

I don’t know … that seems like a lot … to do it every day.

Maybe give the dog a slightly longer name: “Six Miles Every Day”.

Walk the dog twice a day and really impress the doctor.

Ha ! Ha (laced with sarcasm) ! ! ! !

Just like renaming your bathroom to gym, I use the gym every day

Is it my imagination or is Cosmo getting fatter?

I once had a car that I named “nostalgic”. That way, when I polished it, I could say I was waxing nostalgic.

Context means much, Cosmo.

Knew a fellow who had trouble thinking of a name for his dog. Neighbor lady was very upset with him and told him he had to name that dog something!! So he did…“Something”

Why not fudge and call it ten miles???

One lady who lived just outside Hell, Michigan named her automobile "Handbasket.

If your doctor buys that, you really need to find a new doctor.

Funny!

I don’t know any dog that can be walked just once a day. Tell the doctor you walk Six Miles three times a day. Hey, that’s eighteen miles!

And live near your boat named “The Office.” Walk the dog there.

Bada bing!

Have to remember that if I get a dog again

Suddenly I’m thinking of a song by the Proclaimers. Excuse me while I go change my dog’s name to “Five Hundred Miles”.

This morning I noticed I still had a (funny) birthday card on the mantelpiece from January. The joke in it was the same as today’s Shoe!

ba dum tss