I love the waitresses from my generation (few left now). I ask for a cocktail and ask her to tell the bartender make it like it was 1952. I usually get served a good drink.
When the waiter introduces himself, I sometimes introduce the people at the table. Then at the end of the meal, I’ll say “do you want to go double or nothing on the tip? What are our names?”
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That means the service is going downhill…..
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
Once again, Shoe is such a heel, and a worn out one at that. He should appreciate that he is likely to be getting better food than at Roz’s diner.
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
I love the waitresses from my generation (few left now). I ask for a cocktail and ask her to tell the bartender make it like it was 1952. I usually get served a good drink.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I bet he gets served dishwater-soup and red wine vinegar to drink.
'IndyMan' almost 2 years ago
I pity the poor waiter ! ! !
pauldc2000 almost 2 years ago
Oh I am going to be using this one
prrdh almost 2 years ago
And Shoe won’t even give the waiter an opportunity to register his opinion of his ‘serving experience’.
SofaKing almost 2 years ago
Do you want your food to get spit on? Because this is how you get your food spit on.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Shoemaker? He won’t be leaving you a tip…
Skeptical Meg almost 2 years ago
When the waiter introduces himself, I sometimes introduce the people at the table. Then at the end of the meal, I’ll say “do you want to go double or nothing on the tip? What are our names?”
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Never go out of your way to offend the person serving you, at least until you have been served.
T... almost 2 years ago
Hunger strikes, I’ll start with the menu…
kathleenhicks62 almost 2 years ago
What?
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Yes sir……
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
And your food is going to taste like urine.
KEA almost 2 years ago
Do I really need to know the name of anyone i’m only going to do business with for a few minutes?
eced52 almost 2 years ago
Rude, much?
Autological almost 2 years ago
Where did the cigar go??