My cousin went to a shrink to see why she dated so many losers. He said she had a “Savior Complex.” She got over it and started dating guys with money.
once they don’t sprinkle when they tinkle, you hide the remote so it doesn’t get broken and buy them cute clothes to wear, with a couple of obedience lessons to get the right placements and amounts of “yes, dear” in the conversation, you too can have a loving caring companion for life. just remember that even the best-trained “rescue” can have a bad day and need some rehabilitation.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s kind of a lap dog…..
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Now he really needs to be rescued.
Superfrog over 1 year ago
Has he had his shots?
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Yes, Rex was rescued from Roz’s cooking!
Zykoic over 1 year ago
They will have fun until Rex’s first accident or he bites the neighbor lady.
rekam Premium Member over 1 year ago
You’re all writing like Rex is a dog despite the fact that Roz said he wasn’t.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder if Rex heals on command?
WilliamWilliam over 1 year ago
Is he fixed.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Are there female rescues?
Ichabod Ferguson over 1 year ago
My cousin went to a shrink to see why she dated so many losers. He said she had a “Savior Complex.” She got over it and started dating guys with money.
Prey over 1 year ago
That´s the problem, women want to “rescue” men from a perfectly acceptable(to them) lifestyle.
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
How did Roz manage that — having a boyfriend ???
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Still, she is ‘training’ him with a rolled up newspaper. (She saved one before they stopped printing.)
BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago
People make terrible fixer-uppers.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
They need rescuing, too.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
once they don’t sprinkle when they tinkle, you hide the remote so it doesn’t get broken and buy them cute clothes to wear, with a couple of obedience lessons to get the right placements and amounts of “yes, dear” in the conversation, you too can have a loving caring companion for life. just remember that even the best-trained “rescue” can have a bad day and need some rehabilitation.
petermerck over 1 year ago
Rescued him from a life of happy bachelorhood.
KEA over 1 year ago
He’s a “fixer-upper” according to the Trolls
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
Roz fails to comprehend the similarities!!!
Fuzzy Kombu over 1 year ago
I suspect, alas, that this is what the great majority of women think of their gents.
T... over 1 year ago
From a disagreeably unpleasant bad tempered wife – where he wasn’t rex at his house…
MFRXIM Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe there’s a 4 day return window.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
So what kind of bird is Rex… a kingfisher?