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Plan on not getting pregnant instead of planning and spending money on an abortion. “No” is free, an abortion is around $700 on the cheap side. Men be men and take responsibility, she didn’t get pregnant by herself. All that trouble for 20 seconds pleasure…. pretty stupid. My wife and I had sex before marriage, and 38 years latter at 72, we are still having sex. We had kids when we wanted, no accidents and didn’t use the pill or other stuff. You have to take time to know her body and when she is fertile, not that hard.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But a few beers would solve that…..
Jingles almost 2 years ago
“don’t get me pregnant” “don’t worry, i’m sure you’ll make a fine single mother” watching my grandkids, yup
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
Is that the tail feather spray that was banned by the Geneva Convention?
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 2 years ago
Now I have this song in my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPU-cvaKCM
boniface22 almost 2 years ago
I think I was once married to her.
rugeirn almost 2 years ago
Why does she assume Roz has ever had sex?
James Deveney Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Luck!
'IndyMan' almost 2 years ago
What guy (in his right mind ) have anything to do with her ???
tripwire45 almost 2 years ago
Apparently, she never was with any guys who lived by the motto “Party til’ she’s pretty.”
Prey almost 2 years ago
Me too, Roz, me too!
i_am_the_jam almost 2 years ago
Or her face.
trainnut1956 almost 2 years ago
Also, fried eggs are on the menu…
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I have the same problem as Roz.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Highly effective and no side effects.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
So that’s why she never had eggs with her ex.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
That suggests Roz is a version. (Not autocorrect, pun unattended.)
ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That works.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In her day it was an aspirin….. held tightly between her legs.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
ba dum tss
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Don’t be modest Roz, your cooking helped a lot too.
hk Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Plan on not getting pregnant instead of planning and spending money on an abortion. “No” is free, an abortion is around $700 on the cheap side. Men be men and take responsibility, she didn’t get pregnant by herself. All that trouble for 20 seconds pleasure…. pretty stupid. My wife and I had sex before marriage, and 38 years latter at 72, we are still having sex. We had kids when we wanted, no accidents and didn’t use the pill or other stuff. You have to take time to know her body and when she is fertile, not that hard.
eced52 almost 2 years ago
Her hollow eyes probably scared off a lot of guys.