Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 12, 2023

What kind of dressing do you recommend?…..

Salad days.

We have witnessed the fall of the Romaine empire. Caesar salad is dead. Lettuce pray.

Romaines of the Day by Kazuo Arugula

Why??? Cos it’s there.

Is Stephan Pastis ghost writing for Ben and Susie today?

Special celebrity appearance by Wilt Chamberlain.

Why does romaine have hearts when every other lettuce has heads?

My comic senses are writhing on the floor….

Like they do at the produce department at the grocery store: Lettuce spray

Or you can frisee little and check on it next week.

Quite a few restaurants in Japan have plastic copies of what a dish looks in their entrance like so foreigners can point out what they choose to eat.

What a butterhead.

The exhibition will leaf most people cold.

Clever.

What Cosmo lacks in substance he more than makes up for in glibness, as is the case for all punsters.

If you can get ahead.

Very clever…

it’s a really popular exhibit ’cause it feature cos play…

Ouch!

Lettuce alone, the salad of newly weds…

In humor yet green…