Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 17, 2023

Hair today…..gone tomorrow.

I envy bald men, just think how much money they save on hair cuts.

Not enough spirit gum.

I wore it like a boss!

Are wigs free or do you have toupee?

A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo.

Police are combing the area.

I worked with this guy Rob once…

…who was trying to hide he was bald. He damaged his hairpiece, not sure how, and was having a new one shipped to the office.

He was already kind of embarrassed and told us all, if you see a package for Peters (his last name) just put it on my desk. So I happen to be the one who sees it and as I’m bringing it to him my other coworker Paul asks what I have in my hands.

“Oh this?” I say, “this is Rob Peters’ toupee, Paul.”

If the Devil ever lost his hair.

It’ll be hell toupee.

When my friend’s father died, in his will he gave him his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in his family.

It’s a family hair-loom.

So, nobody wigged out?

He pulled it off = It went on very well.

It got a little hairy at times

I was thin as a kid and envied the heavier kids because it seemed they got the girls. I prayed that I would gain weight and I did. Then I envied bald men because men like Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson always got the girl. So, now and I am fat and bald. Guess what! It was not the weight or the hair. It was me. But, when I met my wife, I got the girl.

Great answer, right off the top of his head.

The convention was marred by an outbreak of hairpiece simplex.

This is just a bunch of wig-a-ma-role.

Unconventional

Is that good, or bad?

Put it back on please.

he wears a toupée? you’d think he’d want to keep that under his rug…

(painfully) “That was stitched in!” – Mel Brooks in “Life Stinks”

From the top down.