Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 28, 2018

It’s a lifestyle thing.

Twenty one paces ought to put at least one of them behind a tree.

As long as you’re not planning on walking back or such.

Watch your back, it could be a trick.

When the doctor said get a hobby and start to maintain healthier habits this was not what he had in mind.

So he doesn’t think he’ll be taking any more steps after that? Not a lot of confidence.

I have one of those toys. I usually walk 3+ miles before breakfast (6,000 steps). One day I came back and sat in front of the box fan at my computer to read my comics and sweat down. Instead of putting the device on my desk, for some reason I put it on top of the fan. I put it back on took two steps and – bam – 10,000 steps. It seems that 40 minutes on the fan is like walking two miles.

{eleven steps, turns and fires}

“Well, you did accuse me of cheating.”

Go ahead, give it a shot.

Count to ten and you may never have to count again!!

Heart-healthy dueling.

If they both walk away from this, they can try Russian Roulette with semi-automatics.

Love the clothes and hair!!!!!!!!! :)

somebody will get all his steps…once

The question is, which one of them will take only ten steps, turn and shoot the other one in the back? Or will they both try it?