Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 27, 2019

The Johnsons behoove Noah to take them aboard the Ark.

“You Noah-count cheaters!”

Was Noah a bishop?

“Oh, no we’re not.” “Oh, yes you are.”

I know its you Mr. Johnson because you’re a horse’s ass even before you trotted up.

How long can you tread water? ha ha haha ha!

“I TOLD you we should have used the unicorn suit, Linda!”

Anyone could have boarded, but no one wanted. At it was not because of the expected bad smell of the ark.

Three: You were supposed to come in pairs!

We don’t know how to swim……

The Johnsons? Noah way!

Now boarding Group 6.

I’ll let you know if we need a couple of a—holes.

Neigh! They’re just raising some cain.

The Johnsons? There were Brits trying to get on the Ark?

Oh, I see. It’s the brothers Ben and David.

They eventually made it on, and that’s why we have cartoonists today!

“Sorry, we already have eight humans on the Ark. And two of every animal that didn’t cause the flood.”

It was a certain number of animals that God told Noah to put on the Ark. As many humans that wanted to go in could, but they would not believe. Matt. 24:38,39

Thanks for the answer!

Let em on, you could use some help shoveling manure.

If Noah’s neighbours had really wanted to join him in the boat, they would have been welcomed and not refused.