When I get to Heaven, I ain’t gonna need no glasses. And, since it’s Heaven I’ll be able to just tug my halo out big enough and step through it to wherever I want to go!
That’s not the way I plan to arrive. I’ll come in at full throttle, tires squealing and drifting sideways into the parking spot. It’s been a good ride so far.
When my grandmother turned 90 she said, “So many of my friends have gone home to be with the Lord, and they’re probably wondering what happened to me.” She made them wait until she was 102!
RAGs almost 5 years ago
He got lost and had to wing it.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
I just flew in from L.A., and boy are my wings tired!
finkd almost 5 years ago
So he’s a little late ; don’t make a big flap about it.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
They don’t tell you that the size of the bell determines the size of the wings.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“I was in a waiting room called Purgatory.”
Nachikethass almost 5 years ago
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
When I get to Heaven, I ain’t gonna need no glasses. And, since it’s Heaven I’ll be able to just tug my halo out big enough and step through it to wherever I want to go!
J Short almost 5 years ago
Trying to leave a smaller carbon wingprint.
unfair.de almost 5 years ago
Some fly, some flutter.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
That’s not the way I plan to arrive. I’ll come in at full throttle, tires squealing and drifting sideways into the parking spot. It’s been a good ride so far.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Ran out of Red Bull?
cdward almost 5 years ago
Always did like Minis…
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
There was a scuffle in the waiting room…
kartis almost 5 years ago
Made it on a wing and a prayer.
donwalter almost 5 years ago
Stopped to play nine along the way…
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You see these things? I could have walked here faster!
Minfidel Premium Member almost 5 years ago
When my grandmother turned 90 she said, “So many of my friends have gone home to be with the Lord, and they’re probably wondering what happened to me.” She made them wait until she was 102!
Another Take almost 5 years ago
Those big wing guys are compensating for something. little tiny halos maybe?
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
I told you that they had to be dry cleaned.
colcam almost 5 years ago
He had to take care of a defective heating unit downstairs.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Must have been a very small bell ringing…
Old Man River almost 5 years ago
Held up by life
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
He got tied up in customs.
KEA almost 5 years ago
I wonder if wing size is related to worth
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
He got the new hybrid wings.
Altar_Ego almost 5 years ago
Sorry Sir, first day on new wings.
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
Wishing each other dead is quite typical of believers.