Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 11, 2020

“Ew, wash your hands! Do you know how many others were ON that plane of existence?”

I always try to keep 6 feet away from myself, it’s rather difficult.

Yeah, that’s pretty common for folks who really dislike themselves. Which is unfortunately common in itself.

Sounds pretty therapeutic actually.

An out-of-body experience is a great way to avoid a certain toxic person.

What is the sound of one hand washing itself?

If you say sooooooo

One loses joy and happiness in the attempt to possess sanitizer wipes.

Getting away from virus comments…I had an out of body experience once while climbing in Kings Canyon (California). Was really exhausted and suddenly was looking down on my climbing companions AND myself scrambling down a water slicked incline. Very strange.

Cleanses the soul…

What did the transcendentalist say to the pizza maker?

“Make me one with everything”

OK, I’ll slink away now…

Here, smoke this: you will at least think you are having an out-of-body experience.

Gotta watch where you sit with these guys.

When he finally achieved enlightenment, he was beside himself with joy.

https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mothergooseandgrimm/

He became one with the beans before he exited.

Had to look this up earlier on another strip, never imagined I’d get a chance to use it SO soon : doppelganger

Yeah well, if you took a bath once in a while.