There is no virus. The disease is caused by possession by an evil spirit. We don’t need masks; we need an exorcist. Everybody, crowd into a church and pray!
I heard that it was only negative commenters on these types of strips who don’t wear masks while they type their comment on their ‘opinion’ drawn by their ‘conclusions’ from their ‘choice’ of MSM that get Covid! Unless of course, they had chickenpox when they were young and then if they believe and do what the mainstream media gurus, who are all ‘experts’, say to believe and do they will ascend into nirvana where all will be peaceful and serene. (PSSSST – HEY YOU – I got a bridge to sell you.)
There’s an old classic sci-fi novella by C.M. Kornbluth, “The Marching Morons,” in which a large portion of humanity has become so stupid that they are loaded aboard spaceships and sent off. (With no destination.) Maybe it was my morning walk, doing the do-si-do to avoid unmasked people, that called that to mind.
The first and silliest thing that I remember going around was when people were saying to use a hair dryer on on high heat to blow it up your nose for ten minutes which would damage the mucous membranes and make you susceptible to any virus.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nice pun and wordplay.
mddshubby2005 about 4 years ago
The blights of the round table.
sdmitchell02 about 4 years ago
So this rabbit’s foot…Attached or unattached?
Concretionist about 4 years ago
Heard INANITY, maybe. Or Heard STUPIDITY. Definitely NOT “immunity”.
jreckard about 4 years ago
They’re just regurgitating what they’ve read online. It’s hurled immunity.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
I heard at least one of you will find out for sure very soon!
Pogostiks Premium Member about 4 years ago
EXCELLENT! BRAVO!
R.R.Bedford about 4 years ago
Darwinism=survival of the fittest=herd immunity. Cull the herd reach the cure…[not in favor of this mind you; however, that is the thinking.]
jel354 about 4 years ago
Definitely not “learned” or “earned” immunity.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
QAnon
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
This must be ‘The Grapevine Cafe’.
dflak about 4 years ago
There is no virus. The disease is caused by possession by an evil spirit. We don’t need masks; we need an exorcist. Everybody, crowd into a church and pray!
Jon Schutter about 4 years ago
I’ve heard this strip is up for another award
J Short about 4 years ago
Covid: Where everybody gets their chance to be an expert.
paul about 4 years ago
I heard it will just go away, that sunlight and heat kill it, that if “only” 100,000 die we did a good job, and that “it is what it is”.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
This coming straight from the WH conspiracy grapevine…
Fred Savage about 4 years ago
Waaaah! Keep me sade from a virus I have a 99.9% chance of surviving! Bootlickers.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
Wait until they find out about oleander extract.
bxclent Premium Member about 4 years ago
VOTE
moderateisntleft about 4 years ago
Immunity from truth?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
I herd MooShu pork can relieve the symptoms.
timinwsac Premium Member about 4 years ago
Finally a glimpse of trumps team of advisors.
COL Crash about 4 years ago
I heard all of your problems will go away if you duct tape a plastic bag over your head.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
One can tell they are all avid fans of Fox News
stamps about 4 years ago
Heard + Inanity = Hannity.
rhpii about 4 years ago
Heard it’s worse than jock itch? That get’s my attention!
Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago
I heard that it was only negative commenters on these types of strips who don’t wear masks while they type their comment on their ‘opinion’ drawn by their ‘conclusions’ from their ‘choice’ of MSM that get Covid! Unless of course, they had chickenpox when they were young and then if they believe and do what the mainstream media gurus, who are all ‘experts’, say to believe and do they will ascend into nirvana where all will be peaceful and serene. (PSSSST – HEY YOU – I got a bridge to sell you.)
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 4 years ago
There’s an old classic sci-fi novella by C.M. Kornbluth, “The Marching Morons,” in which a large portion of humanity has become so stupid that they are loaded aboard spaceships and sent off. (With no destination.) Maybe it was my morning walk, doing the do-si-do to avoid unmasked people, that called that to mind.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 4 years ago
The first and silliest thing that I remember going around was when people were saying to use a hair dryer on on high heat to blow it up your nose for ten minutes which would damage the mucous membranes and make you susceptible to any virus.
mi_sbs about 4 years ago
Immune to facts and science
tinstar about 4 years ago
I am just a tad amazed, that nobody said “Heard mentality.”