Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 15, 2020

Aw gee i though i was talking to Sam.

Bob: Well, we’re not exactly known for our brains.

Isn’t there a memory-enhancing product on the market that brags about being made from jellyfish?

Bad hangover. My brain just feels like jelly.

Yeah, but it’s such a good listener!

“Bob” – What an apt name for a jellyfish! Is that his friend Flo?

Bob, aren’t all jellyfish called Bob?

Bob: I thought she was on botox.

That’s no way to talk about the woman he loves!

She and I were just bonding with each other!

Bob had a few too many gulps of oil spill.

You can get away with referring to your wife as “the old bag” if she really is one.

Bob, it may be time to admit you need glasses, buddy.

thank you Mr. C my- first LOL for the day

A sad commentary on the plight of our oceans.

But he is such a brilliant conversationalist. (That means he lets me do all the talking.)

“Oh. I thought they were just love handles…”

He was trying to read “Wal-Mart” upside down to get a name…

A stinging commentary.

Yes it is made from jellyfish to help humans remember and jellyfish don’t have brains.

A little funny and a lot sad!:o(

Checking last night’s condom to make sure there were no holes. Don’t want a flotilla of little ankle-biters around.

Those one baggers seldom say no.. so stop with the small talk and just do it.

Not much to look at, but great in the sack.

[I’ll see myself out, thanks.]

I thought it was a mask…

Laughing…thanks

And here he had already asked her for her phone number …

I do now and thanks for ruining my hot streak.

With all the plastic surgery being done, how do we know we’re not talking to a plastic bag?