Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 30, 2020

I’m surprised that whatever they are brewing didn’t melt the beaters.

We have a comic about speed that has the word speed in the title of the comic strip.

Just beat it, beat it, beat it..

And “Eye of Newt” now comes prepackaged!

Hah.

“Call now. Operators are standing by.”

And they’ve all got their own set of beaters to lick!

Brilliant!

Fillet of a fenny snake…

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,

Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

But cool it with all that laborious stuff…

A hand held mixer is enough..

A lot faster. So they didn’t hit a “speed bump” with their brew?

I didn’t know mixers came in cordless models…

Dropping “toil” from that popular witch’s cauldron chant.

Appeared on Imgur Oct. 2, 2018?… https://imgur.com/t/funny/ECXjDCB

Sparks fly from her fingertips…..

You girls seem a little mixed up.

won’t work all the eyes of newt sink to the bottom – the beaters are not long enough

Hail to thee, Hamilton of Beach!

You just stir the top 6 inches, the stuff on the bottom is burning.

Burn fire burn, burn to a turn, the one thing as sure as fire, fools never learn.

A 20-amp Milwaukee commercial power drill with a custom mixing bit will get the job done, and you could eliminate the need for two of the witches.

Mine is not a comment on the brilliance of the “3 kitchen sisters” here. I want to celebrate the genius of Dave Coverly, who graces our lives keeping us sane & cheered in “interesting times”… that puzzling message we found in our fortune cookies! Dave, you are dearly loved by so many. Thank you and never retire.

(((((((((((((Witches Brew)))))))))))))…..M M M M M

We’ve seen plenty of gags with witches on vacuum cleaners, so why not?

(Modern Appliance Using) Witches Be Loco!

Love the comments – my laughs for today!