Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 04, 2021

Why don’t i just start squeezing them both together until you start screaming. Then leave them at that.

The left one is tighter to make the torture more sinister.

Ch-ch-chain, chain of fools

When I’m doing such a bad job so why are you making the wave for me?

….and could you let the crotch out a little.

“Could you loosen this one for me?” … “Could you loosen the other one a little?” … “Now this one’s too tight.” … (“Would you like to hang with us for awhile?”)

Do you have any that are mink lined?

This isn’t funny.

Enhanced in*terror*gation techniques.

“I mean look at this, the right one is so loose, I can pull my hand out; can’t you fix that?”

There’s torture and then there’s torture! ;o[

Fine. We’ll just cut off the left one.

WOW – free lifetime adjustment!!

OCD torture.

“Pierre quit complaining or he will make us watch the “View”

Photo op. Just hanging out with the guys.

That’s the problem with being a torturer, all you get is complaints.

When are bathroom breaks around here

Dog gone California health care system! I only asked when I would qualify for the COVID vaccine. They told me to wait, soon.

The rest of the states have already been vaccinating their residents and California has only vaccinated health care workers and folks of influential ($$) positions/favors.

Now they have ordered me I have to hang and wait.

Just hang in there.

They could do this alllll day