Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 20, 2021

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    Here's Waldo  almost 4 years ago

    Old dyslexic had a farm, 0-1-3-1-3.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Owie-owie-oh!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It just sings itself.

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    TStyle78  almost 4 years ago

    I knew the feeling. I get ached and pains all over too.

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    Jayalexander  almost 4 years ago

    What don’t hurt has gone numb. It’s the only thing that confirms I’m still alive.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, but old Burgerking feels even worse

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    How many ache-ers of land did he farm?

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    His meals ain’t happy no more.

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago
    You know what he has for breakfast every day? Aches and bacon.
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    e.groves  almost 4 years ago

    I like the Geico ad with Old McDonald. Hasn’t been on lately.

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    JudyAz  almost 4 years ago

    “When Mary had a little lamb,

    The doctor was surprised,

    But when Old MacDonald had a farm…"

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    Old McDonald’s lazy, hypochondriac brother.

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    donwalter  almost 4 years ago

    …old MacDonald bought the farm…

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    me every morning

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    FunnyMinnion  almost 4 years ago

    And those overalls are chafing!

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    I want you to get more vitamin E, vitamin I, and vitamin O in your diet…

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    donwalter  almost 4 years ago

    Time to send Old MacDonald down to Disney world. A nice ride on “It’s a small small world”, and the earworm will never leave you.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Have you tried topigal anesthesia?

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    danholt  almost 4 years ago

    E E I OH…

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    Spacetech  almost 4 years ago

    His small feet, may be the reason… arch support

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    Sometimes when I get up from sitting, it’s like “Oo-Ah, Oo-Ah, Oh”

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    christelisbetty  almost 4 years ago

    No room for crops, there was a chick here a chick there, a moo moo here a moo moo there………

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