Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 20, 2021

Old dyslexic had a farm, 0-1-3-1-3.

Owie-owie-oh!

It just sings itself.

I knew the feeling. I get ached and pains all over too.

What don’t hurt has gone numb. It’s the only thing that confirms I’m still alive.

Yeah, but old Burgerking feels even worse

How many ache-ers of land did he farm?

His meals ain’t happy no more.

You know what he has for breakfast every day? Aches and bacon.

I like the Geico ad with Old McDonald. Hasn’t been on lately.

“When Mary had a little lamb,

The doctor was surprised,

But when Old MacDonald had a farm…"

Old McDonald’s lazy, hypochondriac brother.

…old MacDonald bought the farm…

me every morning

And those overalls are chafing!

I want you to get more vitamin E, vitamin I, and vitamin O in your diet…

Time to send Old MacDonald down to Disney world. A nice ride on “It’s a small small world”, and the earworm will never leave you.

Have you tried topigal anesthesia?

E E I OH…

His small feet, may be the reason… arch support

Sometimes when I get up from sitting, it’s like “Oo-Ah, Oo-Ah, Oh”

No room for crops, there was a chick here a chick there, a moo moo here a moo moo there………