Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 08, 2022

…Missed your call but HIT my car windshield!

www.instantrimshot.com

Sorry bub. Singles only over here.

Party line in background.

wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah

I was talking to my son-in-law about the party line we had when I was a child and he thought I meant the calling feature that allows different rings for different members of the same household!

Ha. You not fools me. Me knows you was goofing off on Twitter over there.

Apologizing to the angry bird.

The Bird’s other line and missed the call – at last Hitchcock’s movie all makes sense.

Reminds me of an old joke:

Why did the crow sit on the telephone line?

To make a long distance caw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz3KYrPQaN0 (used to show it to my Physics class to introduce Laws of Motion)

All you have to do is tweet , and I’ll be there….

Time flies wren you’re having fun.

Auto reply message: I’m flying now and can’t take your call.

just give him the bird

Silly but funny!

Bird joke. : )