Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 15, 2022

Hanger round and I’ll tell you more.

That does remind me of Carol Burnet’s version of Gone With the Wind.

A new fashion. Chimney shirts and blouses.

Just make sure to close the garage door when you go out.

A chimney for their farts?

The Gables.

… and she means that literally.

[… and I mean literally literally …not just a hyperbolic exaggeration.]

Out??? What is this OUT they speak of?

are they capes?

groan

Been on the hangers too long! That’s what I thought before I saw the chimneys.

Wow, they’re smoking hot!

Are they on a slab? Or is there a crawl space?

House bodies with chimney and all.

Looks like you both need to get vaccinated for shingles.

They’ve been framed.

I think I know where the chimney “attaches” to the body, which means it’s more a sewer vent.

If man was meant to smoke he would be born with a chimney on his head.

Very subtle…

Don’t want to be around what comes out of those chimneys.

Cue the Commodores.

Good one.

…and their favorite show is “This Old House”……

I wonder if they’ve had Shingles?