Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 27, 2022

Are you gonna jump him then, or what?

Easier to bite their head off afterwards

Doesn’t work with biker chicks.

Careful, he’s full of dung.

“Anybody got a Pin?”

“Help! I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”

She always seems to fall for the fallen.

Girls, that kind of thinking is how you end up with guys carrying purses and wearing man-buns. You want vulnerable? Adopt a kitten…

Jump his exoskeleton!

Reminds me of the shaving prep I got last week for my hernia surgery – felt vulnerable, but it was certainly not sexy!

You will find me lying on my back more often from now on.

Me at 5:00 AM.

No. He’s just doing the “Jitterbug”.

Help me❗️Help me❗️This is so embarrassing.

Have at me woman….

Vulnerability can be sexy to humans for either of two reasons: predation or protection.

i’m fleaing this, ticked me off

She’s getting hungry.

Says the female praying mantis.