Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 20, 2023

They taste like chicken.

The smart ones are harder to catch because they don’t do so many dumb things.

Like the idiots sneaking up on bears and bison at Yellowstone!!!!

Then have a bite of his phone – at least THIS seams to be a smart one…

Culling the herd can be useful to the herd species.

They’re tough, from all that running.

Subtle, yet insightful!

Wish something was thinning the herd of all the self absorbed, narcissistic, vapid selfie taking morons.

Mufasa and Sarabi out shopping for groceries.

At Salt Lake a family was encouraging their teenage daughter to seat on a bison lying in the grass. She didn’t quite dare but came wayyyy to close to the bison. She was lucky it was half asleep. The big bull walking past was not sleepy and when we saw on the zoomed picture how he kept his gaze on us we were glad to have kept our car between him and us. The family found our wariness funny, unaware how close they came to become the next headline in the local paper.

Would that be phone or person?

A scene cut from “The Veldt.”

“They don’t catch the smart ones”, has many applications.

Tourons of Yellowstone! They’re taking selfies with grizzlies, elk and bison. Several gored by elk and bison this year and still have a couple of months left to get stupid.

The smart ones stay on the bus.

Nothing to see here, just another “Merican” on vacation in a foreign land.

good luck with that

Bison seem to be taking a stab at it.

There’s a forest of trees somewhere giving Oxygen to stupid people.

I’m sure the lioness wasn’t referring to smart phones, hahaha.