Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 23, 2023

Forty days of e-mails would do me in!!!

One week is horrible.

I haven’t spent that long… but I have noticed that the number of emails from actual people drops off over time if you don’t respond. That also applies to SOME companies.

I hope Moses set up his “Out of the office” email auto responder before he left.

Ctrl, alt, exodus, delete.

It was all spam and has been deleted. Consider yourself blessed.

Roger that!

what about all the missed texts?

If there had been something really important, God got in touch a little more directly.

On top of that his tablet is broken.

40 years of emails is bad enough. 40 years of spam is even worse.

Select all, delete all, empty trash.

Yes, probably not wise with a work account.

Declare “email bankruptcy.” Delete them all and start fresh.

I went on a 2 week holiday and came back to 600 emails – so yes, it takes a while. A colleague of mine told me that he deletes them all. He says if they’re important, they’ll get back to him. One way to do it.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

You should have asked God for directions.

Then again that is something that I still forget to do way too often.

Back in Moses’ day, email programs didn’t have spam filters because spam had not yet been invented.

One of my favorite jokes: After 39 1/2 years, Mrs Moses stopped and asked directions.

Ugh! In this case….delete them all and start fresh!

Only two years to catch up, google has a two year inactive, then gone…

Well, you left the sea parted on your way out. And that bowl of dough should be well Leavened by now.