Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 03, 2023

NO, the dog can’t actually talk. The cat is a ventriloquist.

Must be an Air’s – dale. puting on….

But it was made in Glasgow!

What does he expect, when he says “Bone appetito” as he hands it to him?

Did someone say ‘dog biscuit?’

https://Youtu.be/YohXc9x6cUU

Biscotti , my wife’s cookie with her coffee every day .

I’ll bet the dog’s name is “Diogi”.

Biscotti canina.

Un rare doggo who talko, eh.

Ah, let him have his fun.

If the man really wants the dog to stop calling it biscotti, he needs to stop giving the dog the biscuit when the dog says biscotti.

“Biscotti” is plural; one is a “biscotto”.

In the UK, would that be what we in the US call a cookotti?

That’s how my former roommate sounds when I try to pronounce something in the way it is in its origin. Like my friend Rune, his name is pronounced A-rroo-na (rs rolled). She doesn’t hear the rolled rs or the subtle differences in tone.. but gets annoyed when I do it ◑﹏◐

“Also, you were born in Ohio, not Italy”

Doggie’s Italian paw gesture in response is “I don’t care.”