Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 14, 2023

At least it isn´t kicking the back of your chair.

Or in church mode. “Make a joyful noise!”

I was once on a flight that was delayed for 45 minutes until they could find a screaming baby to put on board. I think it’s an FAA requirement.

My ex used to say that every Amtrak coach came factory-equipped with a screaming rugrat…

I left my phone in Airplane! mode and it started calling me Shirley.

I don’t know how it happened, but all the years I’ve flown, I never had that problem…in coach, no less! (I think I need to go buy some lottery tickets!)

“How do I get Lady Gaga or the Goo-Goo Dolls on this thing?”