Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 04, 2024

Martianmallow roast

Once again, superb!

They’ve been taken to Area 51 °C

“No! It’s fake news! This is a Hollywood set! And we never went to the Moon! And the Earth is only 4 thousand years old! And… other stuff… "

I won’t believe it until my favorite cable news channel tells me it is so.

I hope they at least have some graham crackers and Hershey’s chocolate bars up there.

no such thing

New probing technique coming next?

Yada, Yada Yada. At the altitude depicted ( approx. 150 miles, there is no atmosphere and no pressure, except, maybe, in micro-psi) The world SHOULD be warming: we are still emerging from the last ice age.

They still wont accept it—maybe until the nightside is glowing red hot.

Once again yet again: two entities who accept the objective reality of climate change and are scrambling to deal with the consequences of it are the Pentagon and the insurance industry.

Are you guys gonna probe me or what?

Why can’t they use Klingons or Romulans for aliens? I don’t know any olive-headed little green men.

nope!

Awesome !

Can’t imagine how these little green men (or women or whatever) are going to eat marshmallows with those tiny orifices they call mouths.