Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 28, 2024

He wants the dog to win.

The dog is the smart one!

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see the problem. Her husband has no cranial cavity.

Why not paper?

Strange floor.

Fezzik: I just want you to feel like you are doing well.

Because he doesn’t want to hurt the dog’s feelings.

The dog is mimicking him and he does not realize it.

Or is the dog doing paper? I don’t think the dog can make a fist.

It doesn’t matter what he picks. Paw beats everything.

Rock, Puppy, Clippers

This toon gives me a chance to post one of my many favorite soliloquies by Sheldon Cooper in “The Big Bang Theory”: the rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock (invented by Sam Kass in 1998). Here goes:

“Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, (and as it always has) rock crushes scissors.”

Time to hit paws on this one. No I don’t mean hit the dog’s paws. Geez!

Whoever said people were smarter than dogs & cats kinda got it wrong! They suffer us and still love us. Top of the chain in my book ! Happy Thanksgiving !

He does it because it’s cute and fun thing to do with best friend.

Because neither paper nor rock beats fangs.

So funny !