Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 25, 2024

Body shaming is not nice.

It turns out that carrying excess weight in your stomach is MUCH more dangerous to your health than carrying it in your butt. Or at least the genes that cause “bubble butt weight” correlate with better health, maybe.

Santa’s going to die???!!! No!!!!!!

I’m doing CBD’s , I’m happy.

Sit on?

Time to firm up those glutes, Santa!

I first read this as “bowel full of jelly” I guess that would be pretty bad too.

Docs Got Payments to make$$$

Tell the doc that butts like that are “in” these days. Take a twerking class Santa.

Diagnosis: severe case of lethargy induced by chronic apathy

Santa’s très cheek.

It’s bowlsful for all you English geeks

Bowls full

“Doctor, it’s my WIFE you need to talk to. I’d LIKE to lose some of this jelly, but she’s always insisting that no one heard of a skinny Santa and making me EAT! EAT!”

Happens to the best of us Santa ! Merry Christmas! ;-)

Merry Christmas all. :)

This year ends in less than a week. No worries.

Is Santa headed for gastric bypass surgery?