Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 20, 2025

Thankfully the baby girl wasn’t labeled ‘undecided’.

They rarely do.

Lots of pressure on kids these days.

Don’ worry darlin, we don’t expect great things. just look at your father. Just find someone to elope with when you turn 18.

You’ll be fine.

Don’t worry. You won’t.

Don’t worry little darling, if you don’t measure up we’ll just send you back. Amazon has a great return policy.

Your mother ‘settled’, so can you.

Be thankful it wasn’t abortion hype.

You’ll be fine, baby girl!

Don’t worry, sweety, the first thing to do is ditch the pink.

Don’t worry about it kid. We never do.

If she’s talking already, that’s impressive.

Don’t worry, li’l gal. This is all about Mommy’s vanity and her need to be recognized on social media as the inventor of pregnancy and childbirth.

Oh, grow up!