Strange Brew by John Deering for November 24, 2015

But wait!!! Three socks appear every time I open the door!!!

I have never lost a sock in the laundry…

I still use the mesh sock bag I was issued in the navy in 1964.

Just walk thru the closet and you’ll find them in Narnia.

I once heard that socks are the larval form of clothes hangers. Every week there are less socks but more hangers.

I keep telling everyone, the lost socks are teleported to the attic and transmuted into wire coat hangers

There is an anti-universe in which socks magically appear in the dryer through the mechanism that the inhabitants of this universe call a “white hole.”

i lose socks so easily, once i left the house and when i came home at the end of the day, i only had one sock on!

They go into the “hose zone”.

Or when you see one shoe along the road…where did the other one go?

What’s really fun is when you put in a matched pair and what comes out is two that don’t match.

Wildfire gal, are you seeing anyone?

I beat the system with this one! I don’t wear socks! (Hardly ever wear shoes, either!)