Strange Brew by John Deering for February 20, 2019

Where you end up when the other place finds your evidence to be inadmissible.

But there is nothing to worry about, everyone is admitted.

Admitting… not quite the same as confessing.

Ah, the horns of a dilemma.

In mathematics a lemma is a “side proof” worked out as part of a larger derivation. Two such contradictory proofs are a dilemma.

The answer is a definite maybe.

If you’re standing in front of that desk, well you’re damned anyway.

You can check out any time you like,

But you can never leave!

Used to be an admissions clerk at a VA med center. Very appropriate!

What a ripoff of the far superior Far Side toon!

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“I’ve been waiting for over 200 years! When is it my turn?”

“Heh heh heh, you haven’t been ‘waiting’. You’re here.”

Well, that pretty much sums up parenthood.

Wrong tense at this point. Did and Didn’t would be more appropriate.

This was stolen from The Far Side

I’m not admitting anything!

Been there, done that!