Strange Brew by John Deering for February 22, 2021

So that’s why there are no Unicorns.

The Irish Rovers told quite a different story.

And feed the carnivores…

Noah saw one of his son’s fishing over the side of the boat. He told him, “Go easy on the bait, son. We only have two worms.”

Unicorn on the cob.

With the horns they can make skewers.

you will have but a half life, a cursed life…

Arbie’s has the meats!

Corned Unicorn and cabbage for Saint Noah’s Day!

Noah the prophet vegeterian

But I’ll bet those steaks were legendary!

Did they eat the meat raw? No fires allowed on Arc.

They come with their own roasting spits.

Eat your kids.

Uh, I get the two of every creature bit…but why are there TWO DUDES? Or were people particularly hairy in biblical times.

NOOOOOOOO, not the UNICORNS!!!

They’re magically delicious.

That explains it

Two steer in the lower decks and they choose unicorns? Must be French.

Now that’s funny.

Not just you, matey. What about the lions and tigers and bears? For an entire year?? The Bible says that the animals kept their peckers in their pants and didn’t procreate, that’s the easy part, but Noah is said to have gone without sleep for an entire year while caring for the animals.

Let’s see, 1400 pairs of bats, 1500 pairs of rodents, if I remember correctly there is no mention of insects in the Bible but there would be a lot of them, say 3 million species of gall midges alone. . . .

Well, he knew better than to pick the albatrosses.

Don’t tell my granddaughter!!! She would be devastated!!!

That’s why there are no dinosaurs and such today. Yum-they taste just like lizard.

Well, finally an enduring mystery is solved. Well done… or maybe medium rare.